Jayy Von's Average Life 2
"Hey Jayy what's up?" Dahvie innocently asks him.
"Nothing. Why? What's with the look on your face?"
"Oh, what look?"
"You know, the one you're making"
"What about it?"
"It's too.....innocent. Dahvie what did you do now?" Jayy puts his hands on his hips.
"I didn't do anything." Innocent face.
"Then why are you apcting so suspicious?"
"What?" Jayy begins to use his stern mother voice.
"Heh, is this yours?" pulls out Jayy's sandwich from earlier.
"God dammit, you stole my sandwich?!"
"I took a bite. It was tasty."
"Chase me, Jayy" Dahvie says over his shoulder playfully.
So the chase begins as Jayy playfully chases Dahvie around the house.
"Gimme my sandwich back!" Jayy growls at Dahvie as he whips around the kitchen corner.
Dahvie suddenly stops, turns around and says to Jayy, "Gimme, gimme never gets. Don't you know your manners yet." then sticks his tongue out at him and continues running after him.
Jayy nearly crashes into Dahvie when he said that then catches h
I don't know why Daniel broke up with me, he just did. Right on stage in front of a whole audience, just as we were about to perform. He didn't know how much I loved him. We were so deeply in love, and it was so hard letting go of him, but I managed to do it with Dahvie around
The night of the brake up, the ride home was painfully silent, neither me or Dahvie spoke a word. When we got back to the house, I slammed the door shut behind me. I didn't bother washing off my smeared makeup or changing, I just dropped down on to my little bed on the floor. Dahvie stood in the doorway "Night, Jayy sorry about what happened" I sighed. "It's okay I guess" I said, trying not to cry. Dahvie started to walk away, then he took one last glance at my miserable face, and the tiny uncomfortable looking mattress on the cold hard ground. He signed. " Hey Jayy?" I looked up at Dahvie. "um " He hesitated. "Do you wanna, um maybe sleep
Ways to Annoy Dahvie and JayyDahvie:
1. Steal his Monster, drug it, and give it back
2. Tell him his voice is too whiny and nasally
3. Tell him Garrett is waaaay better than him
4. Tell him his hair is girly
5. Use a spray bottle to constantly wet his hair
6. Call him gay 209328529875 times a day
7. Spread the rumor that he and Jayy are together
8. Smudge his make up
9. When he passes out from the drugged up Monster, rape him! ("Drugged up like party monsters, sexed up so grab the condoms" ;D)
10. Draw on his face with permanent marker when he takes his pre-show nap. Hiding all mirrors is optional
11. Steal his laptop and post unreleased songs
12. Tell everyone he raped you, get police involved, possibly ruining his life and career (may back fire. see Jessi Slaughter case)
1. Buy bag of Blow Pops, eat or hide all watermelon flavored ones, offer Jayy bag. Sit back and enjoy his watermelon-less rage (Possibly record and post online)
2. Bend his hula hoop
3. Cut and/or shave his head is a strange pattern
Innocent High Story (chap 1)Dahvie POV
I woke up to my alarm clock ringing. Today's the first day of my senior year of high school. I got up and went to take a shower. After I finished my shower I walked to my vanity mirror and started to brush my hair. After I brushed it I picked up my blow dryer and dried it. After I finished that I teased my hair and put on some eye shadow and eyeliner. I went to my dresser and picked out a rainbow tie dye shirt and black pants. I went back to my mirror and looked over my outfit. I nodded my head as approval. I looked at the clock and saw that it was six forty five. School starts at seven thirty so I should get going because it takes twenty minutes to get there. I ran down stairs and grabbed a pop tart and my book bag.
"Bye mom!" I yelled as I ran outside. I heard her yell back to me to have a good day. I pulled out my pop tart and started to eat it. Mmmm double chocolate. I was walking on the side walk when I heard someone yell for me. I stopped and turned around to face them
Hot (JayyxDahvie)I wanna lock you up in my closet when no one's around
I wanna put your hand in my pocket because you're allowed
I wanna drive you into the corner and kiss you without a sound
I wanna stay this way forever I'll say it loud
I giggled as I closed the closet behind me. I turned around and was kissed by my amazing soon-to-be husband. We were getting married tomorrow and we were trying to spend as much time as possible with each other before Andrew came and took Jayy for his bachelor party. I would be having my own bachelor party here at the house. Also, we were trying to be as traditional as possible so we agreed that we wouldn't see each other until the moment we said I do.
While I was a slave to my thoughts, Jayy had deepened the kiss and snaked his hands behind me. He put his hands down my back pockets and squeezed. I moaned into the kiss. Jayy took that opportunity to shove his tongue down my throat. This is true love.
Now you're in, and you can't get out
You make me so hot
Make me wann